How-to: How to Make a Woman Happy!

So there are many myths on how a man can make a woman happy. Throw them all away boys and just follow the recipe below.

Ingredients:

1. 100 cups of letting your ego go.

2. 100 cups of letting your macho go.

3.100 cups of what the hell made me do this?

4 100 cups of stepping outside the box.

5. 1 pinch of Tango Lessons with your wife.

Steps:

First of all you tell your partner that you won't take Tango lessons until Hell Freezes Over.

Next step is to put Hell into the freezer and buy your wife and yourself Tango lessons.

Put the 400 cups of the ingredients listed above together, and shake them up.  Stirring is not enough; they musy be shaken vigorously.

The end result  is that you are the next Hot 2 -Left -Footed Latin Dancer that  your wife always knew you were.

It helps if the rest of the class are rough & tough red neck loggers, truckers, mill workers and the like.  This will probably make you look better than you actually are .